I just really love the way words like fuck and cunt sound but they offend so many people so I don’t get to say them bawww
the word twat
such a good word
I love the word “cunt”. It’s just like…….
Twatface is one of my favorite words.
They used my TumblBeasts!
Wow, this may be better than the fail whale. I look forward now to outages!
I’ve never wanted so badly for tumblr to go down. Comeonnnn!
Keep colors simple, fresh & light for spring. By Uniqlo spring/2011
I would MURDER A STAR for this.
Yes, omg, I…..want this so badly even if it is highly unlikely it will happen in the near-ish future.
I am sure Walt would accept this, as long as she isn’t a Jew!
Why He’s Hot:
- Please take a moment to catch your breath and tighten those legs if you must. That glorious man above would be Andrew Garfield. If you didn’t already know, he’s an American British actor that can charm the pants off of you in less than a second with simply a smile. Yes, just one quick glimpse of those beautiful teeth and instantly you won’t remember what name you go by - only what he wishes to call you.
- And it’s not just the smile: the man has plenty of other lovely features. Have you noticed that head of hair, or those deliciously brooding eyebrows? Yes, he may be slightly self conscious of his eyebrows or even possibly his luscious locks but he shouldn’t be. We love the way he grooms himself.
- As if it isn’t already good enough just to see him walk and talk, his acting is fucking fantastic. He’s incredibly convincing, making you cry, pissed and everything in between. This means he can convince you to sleep with him and stay the night without even trying because you’ll believe anything that is uttered from those perfect lips.
- Jewnicorn love is in full effect and none of us are hating it. Everyone knows Andrew and Jesse Eisenberg are in the brilliant film The Social Network together, and although their characters cut all possible ties in the movie, it’s would be the exact opposite in real life. The two are practically in love and doing the worst possible job of hiding it, but that’s completely OK with us.
- It should be obvious by now that Andrew is capable of making any person swoon, being tall, dark and so fucking handsome. His accent can cause knees to go weak and his voice could probably cure cancer, not to mention how frequently he licks those damn fine lips. Oh, and did I mention those looks? He’s got so many. There’s his “smoldering sexually frustrated“ look; his “I am adorable“ look; and also his “I get what I want and I want you“ face. This man is so damn perfect.